Alberto Tomba once said "In life, I have but one simple desire...to tear down the sky."
Although Mr. Tomba's goals are a bit pedestrian, after many beers I have been heard uttering my one life goal, which is to have long free flowing hair which forms curly wings from under my Lazer Genesis helmet. My current role model is Professional Cyclist Colin H. Murphy. He has realized this dream, and is a constant inspiration for me. He started with nothing, and look at him now, driving around in a Mercedes E-class, girlfriend, a 6 figure professional contact.
Recently I decided to take firm and direct steps in achieving my life goal.
1) I looked in the mirror and said, "No more barbers, only stylists for this head."
So the quest continues. Yesterday I ventured off to a Salon to get a $40 dollar haircut. The place was literally 6 stories tall with crazy girls running all over the place with funny things in there hair. So this is where and what girls do after work...
I had approximately 40,000 hairs styled to perfection. I was assured that I would have free flowing hair for all of the verge races NEXT year. Would Rogaine make my hair grow faster? Also is there a direct and linear correlation between riding your bike fast and losing hair?
4 comments:
I just don't know you anymore.
what zank means is he is jealous.
me too yash, me too.
except I don't have curly hair.
no joke.
friday, i was at the vegan salon getting my hair cut and colored.
it looks HUPtastic.
we are SO vibing each other!
xo
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