I haven't taken the Green line in almost two years. Last night I got on at Fenway and traveled to Park street.
In that time, a girl puked on another girl's "expensive" jacket, and a large homeless person wanted to Sumo Wrestle people on the train.
I was afraid a tidal wave of puke was going to take over the train, a la Stand By Me and ruin my new glasses. Luckily, the train just started moving when I started to feel overwhelmed with the savagery known as commuting.
To make things worse, the train got stuck in between stations because the wheelchair device became stuck.
I could see Park street station from my oiled up window...
The 1.5 mile trip took 45 minutes.
Why do Bostonians put up with this crap. Seriously.